Ateistenes Helligdag.
Vet ikke om det er vits eller sannhet, men i USA finner de på det mest utrolige:
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In Florida, an atheist became incensed over
the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He
decided to contact his lawyer about the
discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews and Muslims with
all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to
celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the long passionate presentation
by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and
declared, 'Case dismissed!'
The lawyer immediately
stood and objected to the ruling and said, 'Your
honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other
observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and
Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists have
no such holiday!'
The judge leaned forward in his
chair and simply said, 'Obviously your client is too
confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his
own atheists' holiday!'The lawyer pompously said,
'Your Honor, we are unaware of any such
holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday
be, your Honor?'
The judge said, 'Well it comes
every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!
Our calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools
Day,' and Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool
says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in my
opinion, if your client says there is no God, then
according to scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his
holiday! Now have a good day and get out of my
courtroom!!
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